Speis

There's a weekly competition to come up with straw poll topics and answers for Tubridy Tonight. I had a go at one of the questions, though I'm not sure what they want exactly. I'm not a big fan of his show. I used to like him when he did the morning slot on 2FM but he's starting morphing into Pat Kenny. No good will come of this, especially if one day Pat meets Tubridy in the hallway but it's too late, Tubridy has already become more Kenny than Kenny and when they shake hands the entire RTE building collapses into an abyss of infinite chaos.

Don't make that face, it could happen.

Q. This week Cliff Richard has said he will stop recording new songs. What else would you like to see 'stopped'?
A. Bono wearing sunglasses indoors.
A. Pete Doherty from entering a recording studio.
A. Gerry Ryan's name-dropping.
A. People who say 'wicked'.
A. Channel 4's compilation shows.
A. George W Bush. Full stop.

To be honest, I feel like I was holding back.