Saturday, December 10, 2005
Hangover Detective
I wake up and Gerry Ryan's talking shite. I kick the quilt away and stagger into the kitchen.
Inventory:
Wallet (empty, as usual)
Phone (battery empty)
Keys
Small Change (€1.44)
Voucher - '2 kebabs for the price of 1'
Bottle caps for a Polish beer
A bottle of M&S Red Wine (2004)
Box of Chocolates, also M&S
Half a packet of Marlboro (I don't smoke)
Tall glass, inscription reads "United States Marine Guard
Inventory:
Wallet (empty, as usual)
Phone (battery empty)
Keys
Small Change (€1.44)
Voucher - '2 kebabs for the price of 1'
Bottle caps for a Polish beer
A bottle of M&S Red Wine (2004)
Box of Chocolates, also M&S
Half a packet of Marlboro (I don't smoke)
Tall glass, inscription reads "United States Marine Guard
Birthday Celebration
1775-1997"
What
The
Fuck?
What
The
Fuck?
# posted by Name @ 1:44 p.m. 
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Was your inventory list deliberately shaped like a Christmas tree? It looks cool.
I'm intrigued; what happened?
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I'm intrigued; what happened?
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